Saturday 5 December 2020
Victory to Kamala Harris! Or...Jaye Jaye He Mahishasura Mardhini Ramyaka Pardhini Shailasute!
Saturday 14 November 2020
Why we gamble on Deepavali
Goddess Lakshmi Deepavali's Presiding Deity |
How come? How did gambling, something generally frowned upon in Indian culture, become such an integral part of India’s biggest festival?
My father had an explanation for this seeming paradox. His funda was that gambling, risk taking, is essential to Deepavali because it is a festival of Lakshmi, the Goddess of wealth.
Lakshmi represents prosperity, plenty, abundance. Deepavali is an invocation to Lakshmi, an invitation to the Goddess to bring her cornucopia of goodness into the home. But Lakshmi can only come into a home which has space for Her. One has to make room for Lakshmi. And one makes space for Her by gambling, by taking a risk.
The symbolism is all about the work needed to create prosperity. All prosperity, all abundance, has always been created by risk-taking. Hunters going out on the savanna to spear bison, farmers planting a crop in anticipation of the monsoon, software engineers pooling their savings to fund a start-up, they are all taking risks; to create room for Goddess Lakshmi.
No pain, no gain. You may want the risks to be small and the gains to be large. But if you never take a risk, you’ll never give the Goddess a chance to shower her blessings upon you.
Is this interpretation authentic?
Hard to say. Google tells me that there is an ancient legend of Shiva and Parvati playing dice on Mount Kailash which gives divine sanction to gambling on Deepavali.
But the beautiful thing about Hinduism being an open-source religion is that I can choose to believe my father’s interpretation without looking for institutional sanction. I like the interpretation. I choose to believe it.
So, I’ll be playing teen patti and blackjack with my card-shark nephews at the family dining table this evening.
Happy Deepavali blog readers. May the odds be ever in your favour. May the bets you take work out. May the effulgent Goddess Lakshmi inhabit your homes forever.
Shiva and Parvati playing dice |
Saturday 7 November 2020
Discovering the Meaning of "Aagosh"
Do we have an English word for a mother’s shadow, for her presence, for the comfort derived from a mother physically being there?
I don’t think we do.
Maybe we should just import aagosh from Urdu to fill this gap. That is what aagosh means.
Its sort of surprising that English doesn't yet have a word for aagosh. It's a universal experience. I'm sure my dog understands the idea behind aagosh perfectly.
BTW, I discovered this word in Priya Malik’s poem Main 2019 Mein 1999. Click here to watch her perform this piece, and notice the way in which she introduces a maternal tone into what is otherwise a romantic line.
Saturday 31 October 2020
Why is the IPL so popular? Because it shows us the India we want to be.
IPL XIII Captains |
I’m watching the IPL. Everybody is watching the IPL. I’m watching the IPL partly because everybody is watching the IPL.
Dwayne Bravo Chennai-style |
Sunday 25 October 2020
"Asgard is not a place. Asgard is a people."
Surtur straddles the ruins of Asgard as Thor and Hela face off |
"Asgard is not a place. Asgard is a people."
But is it?
Would Israel still be Israel if it were not in the holy land?
Would Hogwarts still be Hogwarts if it were rehoused in a steel and glass structure in London?
For context “Asgard is not a place. It’s a people” is from the Marvel movie Thor: Ragnarok!
Thor (the most powerful hero in the universe) has used the demon Surtur to destroy his hometown Asgard. This will also destroy Hela (Thor’s evil sister) who derives her power from Asgard.
Thor and his superhero friends rescue the people of Asgard from the collapsing city. They load them up into a spacecraft and ferry them off to a new life on a new planet.
This collateral damage is worth it because as the all-father Odin explains to Thor “Asgard is not a place. It’s a people.”
The all-father presents his argument as if it is obvious, as if it is self-evident that Asgard is its people. Hollywood clearly assumes that the trade-off is obvious, and Hollywood’s assumptions are a pretty good barometer of the zeitgeist.
But stepping outside the Marvel-verse, is it really that obvious? Is it even sort of true at all?
There are plenty of real-life situations that parallel that of Asgard.
Consider the Maldives. The entire country is just about one meter above sea level. Most estimates are that the islands will be submerged by 2100. The people (about 500,000 people) could be relocated. But is it obvious to those people that the Maldives are not a place, but a people?
Or Tehri - the ancient town on the banks of the sacred Baghirathi river - which was submerged under the Tehri dam? People were relocated. They lived. Were they OK?
Or Chernobyl. Its evacuee population was relocated to the purpose-built Soviet city of Slavutych (now in the Ukraine). Maybe these people were OK. Maybe Chernobyl was sort of soulless anyway.
Professor Stephen Landsberg, the Armchair Economist, asked this question sharply and provocatively after hurricane Katrina. Back in 2005 the American government was planning to spend over $200 billion on New Orleans. The pre-Katrina population of the New Orleans metro region was, say, 1 million. That is $200,000 per individual, $800,000 for a family of four. Would people rather take the lump sum of $800,000 and relocate to an American city of their choice? Or have the government spend $200 billion on their behalf rebuilding New Orleans?
Landsberg’s point was the most people would rather take the $800,000 and move. It’s a good point, as long as the thing being destroyed is not sacred, as long as “Asgard is not a place. It’s a people.”
I guess it hinges on whether the place in question is sacred.
I guess mighty Odin the all-father is well qualified to take that decision.
Ari Ben Cannan in The Promised Land of Israel From the movie Exodus Starring Paul Newman |
Sunday 18 October 2020
Freddy Mercury. A Paki? Or a Zanzibari?
Bohemian Rhapsody - the superb Freddy Mercury biopic which triggered this post |
Baggage handlers are on the tarmac unloading suitcases from a plane.
A longhaired, buck toothed, leather jacketed handler pauses. He was distracted by an eye-catching striped bag covered with stickers that hinted at its travels around the world.
Handler 1: “Oi, you missed one, you Paki.”
Handler 2 (Farrokh Bulsara): “I’m not from Pakistan!”
These are his first words. Farrokh Bulsara, soon to become Freddy Mercury, announces himself in his (excellent) biopic Bohemian Rhapsody with “I’m not from Pakistan”.
So, where is he from?
From Zanzibar.
Except that that doesn’t actually answer any questions. Why was a middle class Parsi family in Zanzibar? What was Freddy Mercury's back-story?
It turns out that the Bulsara family's back-story parallels that of the Gujaratis who were expelled from Uganda by Idi Amin.
Zanzibar was a British protectorate in the mid twentieth century. Bomi Bulsara, Farrokh’s dad, worked for the colonial government as an officer in the Zanzibar High Court. Farrokh was born in Stone Town, Zanzibar. The family were comfortably off. They lived in a spacious apartment (now a Freddy Mercury museum) and employed a live-in nanny. They sent their son to boarding school in India, to St. Peter's in Panchgani. This wasn’t unusual. Indian boarding schools were designed for the children of colonial officers stationed in far-flung outposts of the Empire.
The Bulsara family’s comfortable Zanzibari base dissolved along with the Empire.
In 1963, the British Empire transferred power to the Sultan of Zanzibar, Jamshid bin Abdullah, who was to rule as a constitutional monarch. The Arab Sultan held power for less than a month. He was overthrown in the Zanzibar Revolution, led by a charismatic former brick-layer called John Okkelo. The Socialist Republic of Zanzibar and Pemba was declared.
An orgy of violence was unleashed. Arab and Indian minorities were targeted. A BBC story says 17,000 people (out of a population of about 250,000) were slaughtered on the streets. Genocide claims are still being debated. Those who could fled.
Six months later, the Socialist Republic of Zanzibar and Pemba ceased to exist. It was merged with Tanganiyka to create Tanzania (a synthetic coined name). This was eight years before Idi Amin expelled Asians from Uganda.
The Bulsara family arrived in the UK in 1964 as refugees from this chaos. Freddy was 17 then.
How did that tumultuous backdrop shape Freddy Mercury?
Freddy didn’t talk much about politics or about his family’s heritage. We can only conjecture. My conjecture is that that Zanzibar taught him the truth of Jim Morrison’s immortal words at the end of Roadhouse Blues:
“..Alright! Alright! Alright!
Jim Morrison. Freddy's philosopher? |
Hey, listen! Listen!
Listen, man! listen, man!
I don't know how many you people believe in astrology...
Yeah, that's right...that's right, baby, I...I am a Sagittarius
The most philosophical of all the signs
But anyway, I don't believe in it
I think it's a bunch of bullshit, myself
But I tell you this, man,
I tell you this,
I don't know what's gonna happen, man,
But I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.
Alright!”
Farrokh Bulsara was a Virgo, not a Sagittarius. But it seems he came to the same philosophical conclusion as Jim Morrison: that it isn’t all about how long you live, that it is about how much life you live while you’re still alive.
Thanks Farrokh/ Freddy. For being a Paki, a Zanzibari, a Parsi, a Brit, a hero.
Farrokh Bulsara in Panchgani |
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